guess who i fucked last night
shut up mom people on the internet are complimenting me
HOW IS IT 2 AM ALREADY IT WAS 1998 TWO SECONDS AGO
does my lack of motivation and life purpose turn you on
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead